Can you think of a worse buy than an early 2000s Mercedes Taxi

"MultiplaOrgasms" (themightymultipla) 03/27/2015 at 19:19 • Filed to: If you dont pay my overpriced taxi fares i will rape you kill you cut your body into many pieces then jizz into your dead but still cozy and warm warm anus and discard the evidence in a public toilet

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Think about it. Legendary german reliability, a 2.2 Diesel engine with 130hp and half a million miles of drunk people, murderers and god knows what else. Oh, and that color.

For Sweden > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:21

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You could buy AIDS. That would be worse.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:25

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In Indonesia we used to use the first generation Hyundai Accent 3-Cylinder Diesel as a taxi. That's it worse.

TheHondaBro > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:27

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Answer is always

MultiplaOrgasms > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 03/27/2015 at 19:28

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But look at it!

MultiplaOrgasms > For Sweden 03/27/2015 at 19:30

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Naah, that way people would think that you've had sex at some point in your life OR were a heroin addict.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:37

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No, The merc is better.

ranwhenparked > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:43

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I think the early 2000s was after the watershed for Mercedes quality/reliability. But, you could use it to reenact Unknown .

. . > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 19:52

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Actually, that colour is often just vinyl wrap.

jkm7680 > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 20:03

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Wonder how many bodily fluids are contained in those fresh carpets!

jkm7680 > For Sweden 03/27/2015 at 20:03

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Aids probably will be included with the purchase.

MultiplaOrgasms > . . 03/27/2015 at 20:15

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Actually I know that as I live somewhere over the rainbow in Deutschland. But removing the wonderful birdpoo coloured vinyl rubbish to reveal the perfectly preserved black swan underneath should be the least of your worries when you have to clean all that glorious MB-Tex up.

MultiplaOrgasms > jkm7680 03/27/2015 at 20:16

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Enough for breakfast!

MultiplaOrgasms > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 03/27/2015 at 20:17

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#hyundaiaccent3cylinderdieselmasterrace

Lets Just Drive > MultiplaOrgasms 03/27/2015 at 20:32

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As a former cabbie whose personal cars included a mix of ex-taxi service Crown Vics and Caprice Classics; yes.

duurtlang > MultiplaOrgasms 03/28/2015 at 06:03

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Can I ask where in Germany you live?

MultiplaOrgasms > duurtlang 03/28/2015 at 06:29

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North